The pun is that bananas are yellow and the sign is also yellow.
That is the pun.
I fell asleep at the climax of this film, when Biff confronts Willy.
Oh, wait. You mean this isn’t Death of a Salesman?
My b.
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As a woman with a very strong personality, I have a loud laugh.
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WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE MATT TO PROM: A PRESENTATION
D’Amico approval level at 100%, eh?
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Prelude.
Hold our moment here together,
suspended fertile air enough—Hush, no other sound but
running hearts aloft—
The use of the m-dashes (—) is reminiscent of Dickinson’s work.
“suspended fertile air”? What is this, hydroponics?
“enough / aloft”. Enough said.
It’s 8:09 and you’re walking into my class?
Ok, I’ll allow it.
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“YEEEEAAAAAH!!”
BOLT VAN DER HUGE! SLAB BULKHEAD! DIRK HARDPEC!
Yeah this horse rules
YES
guys i had a gender change and now my name is mr hannon
I am no longer a pregnant female teacher who loves Catholicism and literature! I formerly asked my husband to take me places like the grave of Thoreau and the home of Nathaniel Hawthorne. I am now a white guy, with a slight Irish accent. I say words like nigger in class and get away with it! Also I love to structure discussions super rigidly because students are dumb. Everyone take notes! Notes in English class! They’re useful! Especially factual information!
As a Catholic schoolgirl and an inveterate hard worker, I feel offended by this comic. It is a point of pride that I have never allowed anybody to copy off my work, and therefore take the low road.
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A leisurely ride on the antique Batcycle. Quite the change from the Batmobile.
Ordinary Batman Adventures.
Now that we are done discussing Batman and his Ordinary Adventures, I’m going to tell you a little about the history of the penny-farthing so you can appreciate the intricacy of the comic and perhaps draw some conclusions regarding the world at large. Take notes on whatever you find interesting.
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